Oh wow, Balenciaga, thank you for gracing us with your latest masterpiece

 Oh wow, Balenciaga, thank you for gracing us with your latest masterpiece: packing tape jewelry!  Because who doesn’t want to look like they just finished wrapping up their moving boxes?  Forget elegance, forget style, let’s just stick some scotch tape on our wrists and call it fashion, shall we?  I’m sure the price tag will make it even more irresistible!  Keep pushing those boundaries, Balenciaga, we’re all eagerly awaiting your next avant-garde creation! #FashionForward#PackingTapeChic#NotSoSubtleSarcasm